this nerdy guy's phone went off
cooler kid: who was that your girlfriend?
everyone laughs
nerd: nope it was yours.
silence.

v0idboy:

how about this; i make a personalized 8tracks playlist for every person who reblogs this? i’ll use your blog as a reference for what sorta stuff you might like. i’m in the mood for creating some playlists.

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

strawberrinmatsuoka:

When people call Makoto an unimportant character

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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